You know you’re a geek when…

You know you’re a geek when…

• You know Esperanto or Lojban.
• You type in Dvorak (or even geekier, Colemak (or even geekier, QGMLWY)).
• You prefer the Dymaxion projection for maps.
• You prefer writing integers in base 16 even when not dealing with bitwise operations.
• You know what Malbolge is.
• You are on Github more than you are on Facebook.
• You use Vim because it’s so much easier than a different text editor.
• You prefer TeX over Word.
• When saying “What’s Up”, you reply that up is a relative direction.
• You hate Finder; “cd” and “ls” are all you need.
• You find yourself saying “sudo” when things don’t go your way.
• Mac < Windows < Ubuntu < Arch Linux

Things missing? I’m sure there are a lot. Comment below!